Cheap Illustrations

I have been working in graphic design since 2012.
Whatever you'd like me to do, for only 5 dollars!
What I can do.
 -Photoshop edits (Can take up to 24 hours)
 -Illustrations (Can take from 1 day to 3 days depending on complexity of work) $10 extra
 -Comics/Cartoon characters (1 to 2 days) $5 Extra
 -Professional business logos (24 hours)
 -Tshirt designs (1 to 2 days)
Will do nothing obscene. No nudity or controversial designs.