Get 1 year of SEO Good Fortune!

THE STORY

The image for this gig is my cat, Jed. He's a little Sh**, but sometimes he's the coolest cat around.

One time me and Billy went out to the local pool and we saw Billy's step brother sitting there looking like he was hit by a train. He told us that he was hit by a penguin penalty for no apparent reason. Turns out Jed gave him a curse and someone screwed him over with some over-optimized anchor texts.

So what did we do? We asked Jed to give him some good luck by paying $1. After that Billy's brother had the curse come off of him and wound up with a year of SEO good luck.

Who wouldn't want that! Now Billy's step brother has like a hundred million billion trillion dollars and he owns the world or something...

WHAT YOU GET HERE

In this gig me and Jed will wish you 1 year of good luck! Let it be the luck that brings you all the SEO fortune you desire!

Feel free to order gig extras if you want us to wish you more good luck!

WHO WE WON'T WORK WITH:

We will not work with any of the following industries:

Pharma
Mental Health
Adult Themed
Gambling

Me and Jed don't like those guys too much. You may have received Jed's curse if you work in those areas.

WE ALSO DO NOT PROVIDE BAD LUCK! WE ONLY WANT GOOD PEOPLE TO RECEIVE GOOD FORTUNE!